AISubs v3.7
- Yamato-san! - Domi-budo!
- Koshimoto! - Iwamoto!
Everyone, water is very good for your health.
As a common way to take care of your health,
just drinking a cup of water for an hour can change your health quite a bit.
A lot of water will circulate and release waste.
Anyway, it's important, but drinking too much isn't good either.
- It's difficult. - It's not good.
Excessive intake of water isn't good.
- Excessive drinking. - Excessive drinking.
- Low blood pressure. - Low blood pressure is bad.
It's not good for your health, but it's healthier to drink as much water as you can.
This time, we'll try to drink as much water as we can...
and see who can drink the most water!
- It's so simple! - Come here!
It's so simple, but it's so hard!
It's like we're going to drink a lot of water now.
- It's 24 hours. - I see.
- Can you really drink that much? - Yes, it's 24 hours.
- Even if you say "sato!", you don't have to drink that much. - You can drink it slowly too.
You can drink it in one go and drink it all at once.
Or you can drink it slowly and drink it all at once and drink it all at once.
I'd like you to try to drink as much water as you can with your own strategies.
Have you ever felt like you drank less water than others?
- No, I haven't. - I drink a lot of water.
- I drink a lot of water.
- We want to see how different that is. - Yes.
- We want to see. - Yes, yes.
- It's 11:54 in the afternoon. - Yes.
It starts at 12 and ends at 12 tomorrow.
You don't have to drink anything but water.
- You can drink tea or anything. - Oh!
- You can drink liquid. - Yes, you can drink liquid.
- You can't. - You can't.
I thought I could drink a lot of liquor, but I couldn't.
It's good.
- You can overcome all problems and be healthy. - You were saying you'd get healthier drinking water for a long time.
- I am sure it's healthier to drink water. - Yes.
It reminds me of high school club activities.
We all had bad clothes and stuff like that.
Making costumes, towels, T-shirts and so on.
We all had a lot of things in our bags and gathered together.
It's my...
1.5L of milk tea, 2 of them, country mound, choco pie and sweets.
BOOM!
That's a lot of drinks.
For sure.
We gathered for 3 nights and 4 days and drank a lot.
What?!
We ran 20 kilometers and drank milk tea saying "I can't do it anymore, I'm exhausted."
Milk tea and sweets are weird, right?
We drank them when we exercised.
It's really weird.
But we were able to do it.
We didn't go anywhere.
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter what you eat.
It doesn't matter how heavy you are.
I see.
If it's water, you can eat it anytime.
If it's rice, you can eat it anytime.
Yes.
You can't eat rice.
If you eat ramen, you can drink milk tea.
It's a waste of food.
I see.
As much water as you can eat.
And you can measure it.
You calculate it and announce it tomorrow.
Yes.
Our past life will start in 4 minutes.
Um...
I never said I wouldn't participate.
Oh.
You're lying, right?
In a prank meeting...
Yes.
I'm an ordinary person, right?
I'm doing my best now.
You're doing your best.
Oh, I'm an ordinary person.
Yes, you forgot to say it.
Which one do you like?
I like water.
You like water.
You live an ordinary life.
I was drinking a lot of water.
Damn it.
I didn't drink water during the day.
Shimizu is drinking water now.
It's a similar situation, but it's normal from now on.
Yes.
I don't think drinking water is a problem.
I usually only drink water.
You spend your time normally.
I spend my time normally.
After drinking water, do you collect it in a bag?
Do you put it in a garbage bag and say, "Here you go."?
Oh, you mean that?
If you did that, it would be easier to understand that you only drank water.
Only water!
If only!
Health is important!
Whatever you do, it doesn't matter if you're healthy or not.
Yes.
Only water?
Yes!
Come on!
Start!
Thank you for the food.
There's no point in rushing.
It came out of my throat.
I can't keep drinking water all the time.
Oh, I finally drank water.
That's amazing.
I've been putting up with it since I woke up in the morning.
That's how I've been living for 550 years.
That's amazing.
It's been seven months now.
Everyone at home should take a video of how you spend your time and say, "This is my strategy."
Well, one day...
- Let's do it! - Yeah!
Okay, we're a duo.
We've had five Irohas at the studio.
We're going to head home and start our strategy.
First, dinner.
Here's tonight's dinner.
Ta-da! Calorie Mate.
We don't need to drink carbonated water,
so we'll leave all of the water to this.
As a goal, we're going to have two meals from now on.
Let's eat!
Okay, sixth one.
Ah...
I've finished seven bottles.
It's tough to just put them in,
so I'm going to take a break and go running.
It's hot.
I'm sweating.
I'm going to stretch and drink two bottles.
Tenth one.
Ten hours and forty-five minutes later,
I've had 5.55 liters of water.
I'm going to go into a thicker bath and drink two bottles.
It's hot.
Okay, so I drank two bottles of water in the bath.
Now it's twelve bottles.
So, my strategy from now on is...
I'm going to turn on the heater in this room.
I'm going to sleep while sweating.
I think I'll wake up to pee by morning.
At that time, I'd like to drink water and increase the number of bottles.
Yes, it's a night team.
It's 7 and a half in the evening and I drank five bottles.
I feel like I can still go at all, but...
I'd like to exercise and sweat for now.
It's a VR game called "Beat Saber" that Yomemaru did for me before.
(Beat Saber)
Less than two minutes and it's already hot.
The higher the difficulty, the higher it is.
Exercise is intense and I think I've been doing it more and more.
(Beat Saber)
Can you see this sweat?
For now, I think I've been doing this and sweating until my upper body doesn't move.
I've been exercising to some extent and I'm back in my room.
I was thinking of taking a break.
I'm going to figure out how to take a break.
I'd like to spend the air conditioner at its maximum temperature.
31 degrees.
Start!
And then...
It's painful just being in the room, isn't it?
I'd like to watch a movie.
While focusing on the movie...
When I noticed it, the temperature was rising and I was drinking water.
The movie I'm watching this time is...
Crayon Shin-chan
Gachinko
Robot Dad Revenge
That's what it means.
It's a movie that makes you cry.
And what happens when you're crying?
Yes, tears come out.
You can collect them.
That's what it is.
I'd like to watch "Robot Dad" right away.
It's too nice.
That family is too nice.
It's insanely hot.
I could drink about one liter of water.
I think I can drink water from now on.
I'd like to spend this hot summer with my family.
I was too excited and watched one more movie.
Look at this.
Do you know this sweat?
I'm seriously wet.
I have a headache like an idiot.
Something bad is happening.
As expected, I'd like to lower the temperature and spend it normally once.
I drank about 11 bottles of water.
I'd like to do my best to do my best until the end.
It's hot.
It's a water drinking contest.
My strategy is to drink a lot of sake and increase the amount of my stomach.
When you drink sake, your stomach will double in size.
And there's another one.
It's called "dehydration", but it's said to use water for decomposition.
I think you can win if you do it over and over again.
I think I drank about one liter of sake.
One bottle of water went away.
I drank a mysterious one that I don't remember.
Today's sake is "BAD69".
I think it's a sake I used in a video a long time ago.
It's scotch whiskey.
I'd like to make a highball and drink it.
Oops.
It's delicious.
See you later.
I'll drink it again when I'm drunk.
It's been about two hours since then.
I drank a cup of coffee and a highball.
I also drank two bottles of water.
After all, I'm full just by drinking alcohol.
I can't even drink water, but I drank enough to pee.
I'm very drunk.
Well, I'm going to sleep with this today and make a final chase tomorrow morning.
Well then, good night.
Bye bye.
I'm Toshimitsu.
I just finished shooting and came home and said, "Well, I'll eat some food."
And I was drinking alcohol.
I thought, "Oh, is that okay?"
I'm fine, right?
I can spend it normally, right?
I'll drink a can of beer and eat babaji.
Well, if there's a possibility, I'll drink water afterwards.
So far, I've been drinking two 550 ml PET bottles.
Well, if you just think about it from here, you can drink medicine.
I'm supposed to be drinking about four or five cups of water.
For the time being, I'll spend it normally.
Yes.
4 minutes left!
What should we do? What should we do?
If we don't have this, we won't be able to go back.
That's right.
Isn't it too smelly?
This is your strategy, isn't it?
Oh, you found out.
This is your strategy, isn't it?
Well, well, well...
It's that smelly?
People don't get that smelly.
Can we have a little more time?
Wow, wow!
Wow!
That's amazing!
What?
That's amazing!
It's the first time I've heard you say "wow" in one week.
Okay.
Okay, 10 o'clock.
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm sure you've taken your own videos.
Yes.
I'm going to announce my strategy and weight.
Yes.
First of all, Toshin-san.
I just live a normal life.
First of all, this is...
Oh, wow!
Two liters.
And these two bottles I drank during yesterday's shooting.
Oh...
Five hundred and fifty five times two bottles.
So, about three liters.
Oh!
So you drink more than usual, don't you?
I think I do.
It's like this.
It's very normal.
Yes, yes.
Great!
I don't know it at all.
Okay, from now on...
Yes.
Three of you will bring your own bottles.
Yes.
One by one...
Oh...
You will bring them out.
Yes.
Okay, let's do it!
Yes!
One!
Yes!
Let me count at least.
I really don't know what to do from now on.
Yes, at least.
Two!
Yes!
Five!
Three!
Yes!
Four!
Yes!
Oh, you drank more than two liters.
Five!
Yes!
Six!
Yes!
Oh, you drank more than three liters.
Yes, I drank more than three liters.
Seven!
Yes!
Eight!
Wow!
Yes!
Nine!
Yes!
Ten!
Yes!
It's over!
Then, nine! Nine!
Not five! Not five!
Then, let's continue!
Eleven! Yes!
Twelve! Yes!
There are! Amazing!
Thirteen! Yes!
What? What?
Fourteen! Yes!
Fifteen!
Yes!
It's over!
We did it!
We won!
We won against geniuses by effort!
Amazing! Amazing!
We did it!
By the way, sixteen! Yes!
Seventeen! Yes!
Eighteen! Yes!
Nineteen! Yes!
Twenty! Yes!
Amazing! Nineteen!
What is this? Amazing!
Almost!
It's like a water tank!
I really did my best!
It's amazing! Amazing!
I ran and swam for a long time.
I wake up every day and drink water.
That's tough!
I think the difference is
about three hours in the morning.
You slept too much.
This is half a day.
What?
My head hurts too much.
When I wake up, it's eleven and a half.
What?
What a waste!
I drank ten bottles of water until I went home the next day.
I woke up at nine and drank from there.
Wow, that's it!
That's it!
That's exactly it!
I'm happy! I'm happy to beat Tetsuya!
Wow!
If it was a potential match, I would definitely lose!
That's right!
I'm sad about this!
I was saved!
Wow!
My scarcity...
What is this?
My scarcity...
I drank about four bottles of water.
I think I drank about five more bottles of water.
Then I got drunk and fell asleep.
You fall asleep!
There's a strategy I haven't mentioned in my videos.
It's because of this smell.
When I take a bath, my skin absorbs water.
That's strange.
So I thought I'd want more water if I didn't take a bath.
I worked out a lot and sweated a lot.
I watched two movies in a room of thirty-one degrees.
After I was covered in sweat and tears, I didn't go into the bath.
Was it a room of thirty-one degrees?
Shin-chan's room.
Yes, yes.
In a room of thirty-one degrees...
After I was covered in sweat and tears, I didn't go into the bath.
It's dirty!
What you're doing is pretty much the same.
That's right.
Maybe it's just the difference in time.
It's not like that.
This is a work-life balance chart of me and Ryo.
If you accumulate it every day, it will be very different.
Wow!
You look like you're having a lot of fun.
I hope you have a comfortable human life.
I'm tired.
Bye bye!
*Try a tiny little bit*
Tee Flick products?
Yeah
*Cough*
Wow! I have goosebumps!
Smelly! Smelly! Smelly!
Smelly!
Oh my god! It stinks!
Noisy! Noisy! Noisy! Noisy!